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  • BEAGLE, TAKE THE WHEEL

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    My brother Matt, who’s always looking out for me, sent Beagle Man a Subaru Facebook page with a photo of some guy and the headline, “Hi, I’m Grant Weber.  And I sell cars to dogs.”  The site had just what you’d expect in the way of cutesy, gimmicky options:  The Subaru Dog Matchmaker asked for  Read More
  • TOO MUCH TEDDY

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    At first, when I heard Cousin Kat and her husband David and Baby Teddy were coming to VT, I’m thinking, how cool is that!  Everyone told me Teddy and I had so much in common — we both weigh exactly the same (29 pounds); we both will eat anything we find — and for the  Read More
  • NATIONAL TAKE OUR DOGS TO WORK DAY

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    In two months — April 25, the fourth Thursday in April — it’ll be Take Our Daughters and Sons To Work Day.  Beagle Man doesn’t have any daughters.  He has three sons, but none of them is home — and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t want to be taken to work, anyway.  So last week  Read More
  • FALSE ALARM

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    Beagle Man puts the crate in the back of the Acura, same as always.  And my blue denim bed.  And my teddy bear.  The cooler.  All the standard stuff.  Mrs. B-Man takes shotgun, so I’m stuck in the backseat.  Now this is a new twist, but I’ll roll with it — for now.  We start  Read More
  • WESTMINSTER SHWESTMINSTER

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    I don’t mean to sound bitchy, but seriously, what does Rerun of Roirdan have that I don’t have?  That’s the three-year-old who won best in breed for 13-inch beagles this morning at Westminster.  Oh yeah, the “sire” is Ch Lanbur Carson City, and the “dam” is Encore Ginny Lind.  Well, excuse me, but my lineage  Read More
  • SUPER BOWL SNUB

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    Over the years I’ve noticed a disturbing trend.  Whenever there’s a family celebration — particularly a celebration featuring food — I’m shipped out.  Banished behind closed doors.  Shut up in my crate.  Shuttled over to Luz’s.  It happens at Thanksgiving . . . and Passover . . . and July 4 barbecue . . .  Read More
  • AND THIS IS HOW THEY SPENT THEIR WEEKEND?

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    We were in VT for the weekend.  Yup, they finally took me along.  It’s about time. Anyway, Beagle Man went skiing at Stratton on Saturday, with Greg & Kelly, Geiger & Ashley, and Fighting Geli-ni.  It was 9 degrees when they left the house, and reached a high of 13.  They took the lift to  Read More
  • DESTINATION WALKS: SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

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    Just what the world needed:  Beagle Man’s ratings of my walks.  I mean, really!  How many times have I heard him tell people, “It’s his half hour (nodding at me), so we go wherever he wants.  If he wants to just stand and sniff, then we stand and sniff.”  Really?  This morning, he’s all, let’s [...]
  • CHECK IT OUT: RICKY’S BAR & GRILL, HANK’S FINE FURNITURE!

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    Bet you didn’t know that Ricky’s Bar & Grill in Seattle has “nice healthy options” and “the staff is always very friendly and courteous”?  (Insider Pages)  Or that Hank’s Fine Furniture, with a whole bunch of locations in the South, has been repeatedly voted “the Best of the Best place to buy furniture in Arkansas, [...]
  • FAN MAIL

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    I’ve been writing the Roof Rack Report for over three months now, and I’ve gotta say, the feedback has been a-mazing. Listen to this comment:  You should take part in a contest for one of the best blogs on the web.  I will recommend this site. Sweet!  That one comes from a follower called “Where [...]