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  • REPORT CARD TIME

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    Hey, Ricky here.  And I gotta say, Beagle Man’s really left you guys hanging.  First he promises you a report card for Kemba back during the duck dog’s birthday week (“Coming soon” he says — on August 17th!).  Then he goes off on his “Favorite 300 Songs Ever” tangent for four posts.  Seriously, is he the
  • STAND UP FOR KEMBA’S FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS: FREEDOM OF BEACH!

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    As Beagle Man promised at the end of his last post, he drove over to East Hampton Town Justice Court on Friday, hoping to finally resolve Kemba’s little legal snafu over being off-leash at the beach.  No such luck.  Instead, he got a 12 noon August  24 court date!  And poor Kelly (remember, it’s actually
  • THE ODD COUPLE

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    So  by now you know I really like Kemba; we’ve established that.  He’s cool, and he’s got a lot of heart — like some other dog who used to hang out with the Beagle Man.  But he’s almost 11 months old, and he’s still a little, I don’t know . . . foolish?  B-Man has
  • WHOA — S-L-O-W DOWN, K-DAWG!

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    So I see the pup has finally found his voice (The Duck Dog Speaks, April 2).  Good for you, little Kemba!  I was kinda wondering when you’d start chiming in.  Here’s a little tip for you:  Slow down.  In your first post you bounce around to like 8 different topics — eating paper . . […]
  • THE PERFECT PUPPY???

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    * * *  COUNTDOWN:  18 DAYS TO LA/XC-4  * * * Beagle Man has been pushing the narrative of Kemba as this wonderful, happy-go-lucky, up-for-anything super-puppy — maybe not perfectly behaved, but at least understanding the word “no.”  Hey, that’s cool, if that’s the story he likes to tell.  I just want to say that […]
  • THE PERFECT PUPPY???

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    * * *  COUNTDOWN:  18 DAYS TO LA/XC-4  * * * Beagle Man has been pushing the narrative of Kemba as this wonderful, happy-go-lucky, up-for-anything super-puppy — maybe not perfectly behaved, but at least understanding the word “no.”  Hey, that’s cool, if that’s the story he likes to tell.  I just want to say that […]
  • BEAGLES STILL RULE

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    The other night we’re watching the Westminster Dog Show, and I know exactly what the Beagle Man’s thinking:  First, the Beagle’s gonna win the Hound group, he figures.  Then the Duck Toller’s gonna win in the Sporting group.  Dilemma:  Who do I root for to take Best in Show???  I swear this is the way […]
  • THE MOST AMAZING COINCIDENCE EVER!

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    I’m telling you this story, even though it has almost nothing to do with me, as a public service.  Because if I don’t, you-know-who most definitely will — and then it’ll be 1,000 words long, and The Greatest Story Ever Told.  Okay, so last Friday morning, Beagle Man and Kemba are down at Burying Hill […]
  • ANY DOG’LL DO

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    I know, you haven’t heard from me in awhile — but I’ve still been keeping tabs.  Looks to me as if things are going just fine between Beagle Man and The Pup.  Oh, sure, on the one hand he might be a little rambunctious, and on the other, a little too eager to please.  But […]
  • A NICE MEDIUM-SIZED DOG, HUH?

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    Remember back when Beagle Man wanted a German Shepherd, and Mrs. B wanted nothing bigger than a Beagle?  And this Duck Toller was the Great Compromise — a nice, medium-sized dog?  Hah!  Have you by any chance taken a look at Kemba lately?  Did you happen to notice the length of his limbs?  Steve the Breeder told B-Man […]